Why You Need Blooom

  • 2-times
  • 87percent

How Blooom Will Help You


No Complicated Charts

You won’t find hard to read charts with a zillion colors.


Simple to Understand

We’ll talk to you like a human being, not a finance major.


Easy to Sign Up

No crazy paperwork or applications to fill out.


Account Doesn’t Move

You leave it at the current institution.


Takes 5 Minutes

The entire sign up process is handled online.


You Relax

Blooom takes over and starts managing your 401k for you.

What It Costs

  • $1
    • Accounts Less Than $20,000

  • Purchase
  • $15
    • Accounts Greater Than $20,000

  • Purchase
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Look, we all do it. We spend money on things we don’t really need. Isn’t it about time you spent money on something that could help you continue to afford these things when you retire?

More Benefits to You

  • Peace of Mind Standard

    • The second guessing and worrying ends here. You can rest easy knowing a professional advisor is handling things from here on out.

  • Finance 101 Not Required

    • No more poring over 401k investments that read like they are written in a foreign language. You can toss all that in the trash.

  • You Owe it To Yourself

    • You and your family are going to depend on your 401k someday. You better get it right. And if you aren’t doing it, you better find someone to do it for you.

  • Better Results

    • Professional advisory assistance has been shown to provide you with a greater potential long-term return. Of course, using your in-laws is still an option. We just think we’re better at it.


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Blooom hall of Fame

Don’t think you have a problem in your 401k? Guess again. We were so blown away with some of the things we’ve found fixing 401ks we created this special section – a collection of screen shots of some of the most violent 401k offenders. It’s a list you don’t want to be on, but if we took a look at your 401k, you might qualify for it. Lucky for all these folks, we’ve fixed their 401k woes.

  • The Junkie

    The Junkie

    This poor sap accidentally had 20% of his 401k invested in junk bonds (rated BBB or lower). Some would call it yield shopping, but we'd call it nuts. Lucky for him, we fixed it.

  •  The Gambler

    The Gambler

    A potential victim of not having enough time to select the right funds or a frequent traveler to the craps tables in Vegas, either way he pushed all-in on Large Company stocks. We reigned this mess in.

  • Mr. Indecisive

    Mr. Indecisive

    Either he wanted to retire in 2032 or he didn't understand how Target Date Funds work. Probably the latter, which puts him in good company. We built him a custom portfolio instead.

  • The Even Steven

    The Even Steven

    Utilizing the same technique to divvy up a cake isn't a 401k strategy. We couldn't blame her though, understanding the options was nearly impossible. But, we figured it out for her.

  • The Real Estate Tycoon

    The Real Estate Tycoon

    With a 27% position in real estate, either this was a distant relative of Donald Trump or just the average Joe doing his best. We came in, cleaned house and dialed-in his 401k.

  • Target Date Multiple Personality

    Target Date Multiple Personality

    Perhaps she thought having four different Target Date Funds gave her four different opportunities to retire. In reality is just created a watered-down hodge-podge of funds. We mopped up the mess.